David A. Fields Consulting Group Change of pace today.
Only haiku, not advice.
You deserve some fun.
One more week gone, and
the proposal isn’t signed
Should I call again?
Hooray, they said yes!
Let’s review the task timeline.
Uh oh. We owe what?!
She greets me warmly.
The flight attendant knows me.
Another Monday.
The client requests
an extra analysis.
More work? Aaack. Scope creep.
Our report, page 12,
the client hears what he wants.
Now he is happy.
Presentation done,
at last this job is finished.
Where’s the next project?
Other consultants
need a respite from their toil.
Post your clever verse.
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David,
This was such a fun exercise. Thank you for facilitating it!!
It was fun because smartypants like you joined the fray, Marlene. I’m glad you did!
Accelerate growth
Small business owners dream big
Spreadsheets never lie
It’s wonderful to see meter about metrics. Your combination of art and linear thinking is very fun, Ismail. Thank you for sharing your wit!
Nothing like haikus
in the middle of summer
to provoke a smile
Lovely!
Database went splat
They did not test their backups
Now they are woeful.
My sweet client e’er
Finds me some good hot tea and
Brings me the best chair.